Adult pirate jokes
The best pirate jokes Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty! Vote: share joke Joke has More jokes about: dirty , pirate. There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt.
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In celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th September, we have compiled a list of our favourite Pirate Jokes that for you to share with your friends on this booty-ful day! Scroll down the page to get to the good stuff! Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties.
Have you been in a busy place, maybe sitting in a cafe or bar, and you see someone walk across the room with their butt swaying side to side? I mean, everyone has a friend that looks like captain hook, right? We have set sail across the seven seas of the internet, pillaging and plundering for the greatest pirate jokes. Arrrrrrr gh you ready? Well, I hope so because we are ready to raise the anchor and fly the jolly roger; here are the best pirate jokes for adults.